Monday, May 24, 2010

Stink bugs Stink

  Stinks by Name, Stinks by Nature

Never get in a lift with a stink bug
it might just let off a smell
Look around and try to spot the culprit
it won't be hard to tell

The stink bug doesn't care of course
it has no sense of shame
It doesn't care if it's being pointed at
by the finger of blame

And if the stink bug feels under threat
it'll make the lift smell even more
Everyone inside will be holding their noses
and jostling to be first out the door

So next time you're waiting for the lift
and you see a stink bug inside
It'll be a good idea to take the stairs
instead of waiting for a ride!

By: Duncan Hoult