Stink bugs Stink

  Stinks by Name, Stinks by Nature

Never get in a lift with a stink bug

it might just let off a smell

Look around and try to spot the culprit

it won't be hard to tell

The stink bug doesn't care of course

it has no sense of shame

It doesn't care if it's being pointed at

by the finger of blame

And if the stink bug feels under threat

it'll make the lift smell even more

Everyone inside will be holding their noses

and jostling to be first out the door

So next time you're waiting for the lift

and you see a stink bug inside

It'll be a good idea to take the stairs

instead of waiting for a ride!

By: Duncan Hoult